A naked girl rode on a taxi.
"Bakit?" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawan nya,"Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"
Driver: "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo"
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Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po ni dok tatangalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na.
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang po pero bakit naman butligs pa.....wah wah wah
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AMERICAN ENGLISH:
Eat All You Can,
don't be shy,
feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:
kain lang kayo ng kain,
walanghiya kayo,
pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
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JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.
TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!
JUAN: Paano?
TATAY: KANG GUD!
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Magkaibigan kumakain...
Pedro: Anong palaman ng tinapay mo?
Juan: Kiso!
Pedro: Kiso? Ano ka ba nakakahiya ka! Hindi yan kiso!
Chess yan.. CHESS!!
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ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES :
1. Doctors go back to school to be nurses abroad.
2. Rats are normal house pets.
3. Soap opera is reality and news provide the dramas of life.
4. Actors make the rules and politicians provide the entertainment!
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ANAK: Tay, pahinging pera.
TATAY: Bakit?
ANAK: Bibili po ako ng bang paper.
TATAY: Anak, huwag kang tanga, hindi bang paper ang tawag dun.
ANAK: Ano po?
TATAY: Kokong bang.
(nye!!!)
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2 comments:
to anonymous:
i do not appreciate your comment. if you're feeling so free to give criticism, be brave enough then to publish your name....
Well for that comment, vivian you should accept any criticism....and for anonoymous....madi met iman dayta..tani we have to admit nga amin nga joke ket paulit-ulit lang...it just depends on how the joker presents it.....ayus naman yung joke ehhh....it made me smile vivian.....
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